Eurovision Song Contest

I managed to miss the Eurovision Song Contest, all the build up and the results! How remiss of me!
I turned on the radio today and listened to a debate concerning the voting patterns. The accusation is, the Eastern Europeans hate us because they don't vote for us. I felt outraged. How dare they deny us their votes based on political and racial bias. I felt impelled to find a clip of our entry, Scooch on Youtube where I discovered they were SH*T!




Classic Eurovision in my book.